S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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