Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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