Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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