omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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