meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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