moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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