remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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