Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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