Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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