I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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