Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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