i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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