i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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