I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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