Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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