I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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