Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
