is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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