Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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