apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It's just like the Real World with babies
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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