who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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