WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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