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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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