she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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