Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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