she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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