I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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