yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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