What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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