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(727): View more from Florida

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(727): View more from Florida

ooooooooooooo i'm drink

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

he should get drunk with us

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(703): View more from Virginia

I can feel you judging me through the phone.

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(904): View more from Florida

to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses

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(205): View more from Alabama

Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.

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