Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.