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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.

  (1-850): View more from Florida

  Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.

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• (530): View more from California

  It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it

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• (818): View more from California

  They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.

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• (707): View more from California

  You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE

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