I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.