I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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