Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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