you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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