I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize