i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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