Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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