This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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