i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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