Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!

(1-314): View more from Missouri

What?

(314): View more from Missouri

I have a yeast infection.

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(720): View more from Colorado

The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.

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(360): View more from Washington

Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.

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(409): View more from Texas

just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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(540): View more from Virginia

You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.

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(530): View more from California

I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.

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(802): View more from Vermont

you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.

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(559): View more from California

He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden

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(727): View more from Florida

As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive

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