I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵