Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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