She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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