all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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