Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize