THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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