we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
how drunk are you?
Several
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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