That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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