Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
it's great music for shaving your balls
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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