Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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