I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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