She said her name was "party"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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