dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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