There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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