"it" just moved
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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