why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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